America

I may be wrong.. but is there something happening in America? An election or something? More importantly, do I give a damn?
Sorry, I have a problem with Americans - they're Americans!

Scalextric

Okay, I admit - I may be an adult, but I am NOT a grown-up! I've just spent my Christmas allowance buying myself a Scalextric set. I was greedy - I bought it second hand from Ebay, so I could also afford to buy a load of extra track.
I've got the "Mighty Metro" set, with a pair of Metro 6R4 rallycross cars. I've also got far too much track to fit on my living room floor, so I feel a loft conversion coming on...

Bummer is, as it is for Christmas, my wife has confiscated the cars, and told me I can't have them back until Christmas!

I thought it was only my mother who did things like that!!!!